{Guest Post} Inside The World’s Most Ridiculously Extravagant Communist Building: The Palace of Parliament – Bucharest, Romania

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An Nou Fericit!
(Happy New Year!)

Well… we made it. 2016 was pretty rough. For all of us. Here’s to a better 2017!

I was thrilled to stumble upon an article filled with high-quality images of the famed Palace of Parliament in Bucharest, Romania. It’s a point of feature in my new novel One Thousand Stars That Bind, and I’m sure most don’t realize how absolutely beautiful it is, even though it’s a representation of such a dark time in Romanian history. Communism, that is.

Since I don’t imagine I’ll be able to take a trip to Romania any time in the near future, I reached out to Nate at Yomadic.com to see if he’d let me syndicate his blog post right here on From Dill To Dracula. I’m thrilled to bring share an inside look at what’s considered the second largest administrative building in the world (second only to the Pentagon, mind you). Nate shares more facts about it, so I’ll let him take it from here.



Yomadic.com Presents:
Inside The World’s Most Ridiculously Extravagant Communist Building

I have an unwavering love of “Communist” architecture. But it’s a tough subject to broach, for many reasons. First, there is no particular definition of communist architecture. I simply include anything built under a communist regime. Second, there are the usual cries of  “but my country wasn’t communist! …we were socialists!”. Well, excuse my casually flippant attitude, but as a gen-x’er, born and raised in the capitalist West on a steady diet provided by Hollywood and a colour TV (we had them everywhere when I was growing up), I would just say, potato, potato. Either way, all communist architecture I’ve featured on Yomadic to date, is modernist inspired, mid-century constructed, grey, concrete, geometric, decayed, brutalist, and just a little dystopian – all the things I love. That is, until now.

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ONE OF 1100 ROOMS IN THE ROMANIAN PALACE OF PARLIAMENT. NOT YOUR FATHERS COMMUNIST ARCHITECTURE.
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I STRUGGLE TO RECALL A ROYAL PALACE AS EXTRAVAGANT AS THIS COMMUNIST-ERA PARLIAMENTARY BUILDING. INTERIOR OF THE PALACE OF PARLIAMENT, BUCHAREST.
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MEETING ROOM NUMBER 783, BUCHAREST PALACE OF PARLIAMENT, ROMANIA. AS YOU CAN SEE, THE LIGHTS WERE OUT – THE ELECTRICITY REQUIRED FOR THIS BUILDING IS MONUMENTAL.
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PAINTINGS AROUND THE PALACE OF PARLIAMENT DISPLAYED THEMES OF SOCIALISM – WORK HARD, TEND THE FIELDS, FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, THE USUAL MALARKEY.
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TOTALLY WRONG. THE FINEST CRYSTAL CHANDELIERS, INSTALLED BY THE SCORE. I’VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY IN ONE BUILDING. PALACE OF PARLIAMENT, ROMANIA.
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MEETING ROOM 389. PALACE OF PARLIAMENT, THE MOST EXTRAVAGANT EXAMPLE OF A COMMUNIST ADMINISTRATION BUILDING IN THE WORLD.
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POLISHED MARBLE FLOORS, AND A LACK OF LIGHTING, MADE FOR GREAT PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES.
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BY THE TIME I STEPPED OUT ONTO A TERRACE, ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH MY TIME AT THE PALACE OF PARLIAMENT, MY GUIDE SAID “SO FAR, WE’VE WALKED FOR ABOUT SIX KILOMETRES INDOORS”.
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COMMUNIST PARLIAMENT. REALLY. HARD TO BELIEVE THIS IS COMMUNIST ARCHITECTURE FROM THE 1980’S.
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EVEN IN THE COMMUNIST SYSTEM, THERE IS A GLASS CEILING.
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A VIEW OF A VERY SMALL SECTION OF THE EXTERIOR COMMUNIST-ERA ARCHITECTURE, ROMANIAN PALACE OF PARLIAMENT, BUCHAREST.
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COMMUNISTS AY.
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VIEW FROM ONE OF THE TERRACES. PINK FLOYD WERE SETTING UP FOR A SHOW.
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MORE COMMUNIST-THEMED ART.
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A NICE LITTLE SUN-ROOM, DEEP WITHIN THE ROMANIAN PALACE OF PARLIAMENT.

It’s billed as the worlds [sic] heaviest, largest, and most expensive administrative building ever constructed in the history of the planet. Located in downtown Bucharest, capital city of Romania, lies the enormous “Palace of Parliament”. Known locally as “Palatul Parlamentului”, architect Mrs Anca Petrescu oversaw construction that began in 1984 – but the monolith is yet to be completed. Let’s get the facts and figures out of the way, and then we can discuss just how cool Romanians are.

The Palace is 340,000 square metres of excess. That’s 272 Olympic Swimming Pools, laid out next to each other. Or, 780 professional basketball courts. According to Wikipedia, not only is the Palace of Parliament the largest administrative building on Earth, but is also has about half the floor area of The Pentagon in Washington. So we’re both learning something today: never believe what is written in Wikipedia.

Perhaps Wikipedia is using the word “large” as in “living large”, which is exactly what dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu would have been doing, with more than a thousand rooms at his disposal – in this building alone. But, Ceaușescu was a grade A asshole. Equal parts bad-haircut[sic] and psychotic despot. His communist experiment of a planned economy not only didn’t work, it systematically impoverished millions of Romanians. With the use of forced labour, Ceaușescu built a palace bigger, more extravagant, and more ridiculous in scale than probably any other administrative building ever constructed – at the expense of the quality of life of his own people. Perhaps Ceaușescu had never realised that all actions, have consequences. In 1989, when the Romanian people finally rose up, revolted against Ceaușescu’s government and placed him and his wife on trial. This is what happened.

Nicolae Ceaușescu’s trial lasted an hour and a half. He was found guilty of genocide, undermining the national economy, subversion of military power, and just generally being a major dick. Ceaușescu and his wife Elena were immediately taken out the back of the court room[sic[, and shot. In the head. One-hundred and twenty times. On Christmas Day. Just twenty minutes before four-twenty, and mere days before Bon Jovi’s seminal cock-rock album, Slippery When Wet, was due to be released in Romania. Moments before being shot, Elena Ceaușescu screamed, “you motherfuckers”, and Nicolae said[sic] “hey, at least I wasn’t born in Bosnia, anything is better than being born in Bosnia.” What an asshole. After the shooting, the death penalty was abolished in Romania. And later that day, the whole thing was broadcast on prime-time TV all over the country. Romanians, 1, everybody else, 0.

These days, Romanians enjoy free cocktails at supermarkets, Pepsi is available for sale inside the Palace, and the future isn’t looking too bad, all things considered.

But seriously, Ceaușescu, what an asshole.

Nate



One thousand thank yous to Nate for letting me share his beautiful pictures with everyone, and for focusing on the beauty opposed to the negativity.

As with most of my posts, but especially with this one, I’d love to hear your thoughts!
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